HISTORY RECORDS NOTHING HAPPENED ON THAT DAY, NOR FOR THE FOLLOWING NINE DAYS. THAT STATEMENT IS BOTH ACCURATE AND TRUE.

LITERALLY, ABSOLUTELY, NOTHING HAPPENED. IT IS A PRISTINE, SINGULAR, SPOTLESS, AND FEATURELESS VOID IN TIME.

THE WRITTEN RECORD OF HISTORY WAS SUSPENDED FOR TEN DAYS, AND RESUMED WITH THE ARRIVAL OF THE FIRST SECOND OF THE FIFTEENTH OF OCTOBER 1582 (MDLXXXII).